Epic Fireworks Blog

Here at Epic Fireworks, like the rest of the country have all got the bug … how many of you have already won the £138 euro millions in your head and decided what you would spend it on? We have already compiled our ‘wish list’ for the required improvements:

The staff:

Meet ‘Ang’ – she will of course be top of the list and I am sure many of our customers will be only too happy to deal with her … a little bit tidier than Paul and Stu me thinks!!

The Uniform:

The new uniform (as fashioned by Megan Fox) we think Mex would look a darling in this get up.

Marketing Campaign:

The new marketing campaign – and she is selling what? Who cares????

The Head Office Move:

We scoured the country for the best place to move premises to …. Yes, next to a Stella Brewery.

The New Company Car:

As some of you may be aware, always cost conscious and never known to be a spendthrift, we decided that the MD Jimmy needed a car which suited his position better … the Bugatti Veyron … he refers to his J Reg Peugeot as ‘The Ferrari’.

The warehouse staff:

And last but not least, with £138 million to spend, the new logistics team ensuring that the fireworks reach our customers in double quick time, the Stiggs …. To coin a Clarksonism … ‘Some say he can empty a trailer in 10 seconds, some say that he can pack a car in 5’

In the unlikely event that we actually manage to scoop the prize, we will of course be open till Bonfire Night and then we re going to move to our new storage facility:

We will of course be back to get the New Years Eve celebrations underway before tripping off to China, leaving Ang and the Stiggs to keep up the good work in the meantime

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